Things that would be different at the North Pole if Santa had Malamutes instead of Reindeer
Mar 31, 2022
Santa’s sleigh falls off the roof (Malamute’s are not the most agile)
Danger of yellow icicles
Santa’s sleigh gets lost over the ocean because of visibility problems due to excessive shedding.
Santa last seen chasing sled as it goes over the hillside chasing squirrels
Dashing through the snow takes on a whole new meaning
Brawl breaks out over the cookies left out for Santa
Malamute’s “redecorate” the Christmas Tree
You can hear the howl of Santa’s sleigh coming
Concept of sleigh team goes out the window when there’s food involved
Cats seem to be getting a high percentage of coal this year
It’s Christmas morning and you find a giant rawhide wedged in the chimney
Santa’s deliveries take 4 times as long because of numerous detours to chase Squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc…
Santa permanently loses access to his easy chair
Minimum size standards implemented for Elves, too small and there considered lunch
Budgeting for hazard pay for those trips to the tropics
Danger of yellow icicles
Santa’s sleigh gets lost over the ocean because of visibility problems due to excessive shedding.
Santa last seen chasing sled as it goes over the hillside chasing squirrels
Dashing through the snow takes on a whole new meaning
Brawl breaks out over the cookies left out for Santa
Malamute’s “redecorate” the Christmas Tree
You can hear the howl of Santa’s sleigh coming
Concept of sleigh team goes out the window when there’s food involved
Cats seem to be getting a high percentage of coal this year
It’s Christmas morning and you find a giant rawhide wedged in the chimney
Santa’s deliveries take 4 times as long because of numerous detours to chase Squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc…
Santa permanently loses access to his easy chair
Minimum size standards implemented for Elves, too small and there considered lunch
Budgeting for hazard pay for those trips to the tropics