The Diet

After a scheduled visit to our local vet, he advised us to put our 
beautiful girl Coonie on a diet. Coonie had a huge appetite and the low
calorie dog food did not sustain her. Upon arriving home one afternoon 
we found Coonie's head inside of one of our carved Halloween pumpkins she
already had devoured two. We gave up the diet that day.....who knows 
what she would have done to the turkey come Thanksgiving.